Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 30, 1992

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Classroom Chatter written and illustrated by: Nate Wright Well, readers, with a new school year well underway, it's time to update you on the lives and loves of all our faculty members! Mrs. Pulaski is now called Ms. Bennet. Her divorce came through, and she celebrated by gaining fifty pounds. Meanwhile, Coach Clawson's erratic behavior continues. "Coach is a few yards shy of a first down," says one observer. Now that he has a new toupee, Mr. Staples apparently also has a new woman in his life. My informed source reports that he has been putting the moves on Miss LaChance, the new French teacher! Ooh-La-La!! Francis: "Informed Source"? Nate: The school janitor! That guy knows everything!