Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 15, 1993

Transcript:

Nate: Hi there! Are you the soccer coach? Coach: I sure am! Nate: I'm Nate Wright! I want to try out for the team! Coach: Great! The more, the merrier! What postion do you play, Nate? Nate: I want to be the star! Coach: Uh... "Star" isn't actually a position. Nate: Whatever. Just put me where I'll be the clostest to the cheerleaders!