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Nate: ELLEN! TELEPHONE!
Ellen: Who is it?
Nate: Oh, there's nobody ON the telephone...I just wanted to point out that this is, in fact, a telephone!
Ellen: A HEAVY telephone.
Nate: Ow.
Ellen should have said “or in some cases a weapon”