Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 11, 1994
Transcript:
Dad seeks help from...DAN CUPID, Love Consultant! Dan: This is my "love computer"! All I have to do is enter your data, find your perfect mate, and we're in business! Hmm...I've got good news and bad news. Dad: What's the good news? Dan: I've located the perfect woman for you. She DOES exist! Dad: And the bad news? Dan: Well, look at the photo.
Oh, boy.