Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 11, 1994
Transcript:
The Lame Adventures Of ELLEN! Turned down for a raise by her boss at "Dilly Burger," Ellen is DEVESTATED! Ellen: *sob* Dang! There's only one thing to do: RUN AWAY FOREVER!! After wandering the streets aimlessly. Ellen arrieves at the BUS STATION! And buys a one-way ticket TO NOWHERE! Ellen: I GOT MY RAISE! Nate: There goes my big finish.
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