Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 19, 1994
Transcript:
Nate: I DID IT! I got a B+ on the social studies final! I needed to do it, and I DID it! You know what this means, don't you? It means I don't have to go to summer school! It's been hanging over my head for WEEKS! The possibility of spending all summer in a classroom with Mrs. Godfrey! And now I don't have to do it! I don't have to spend the summer the summer with Mrs. Godfrey! girl: I'm happy for you, Nate. Nate: Not as happy as I am! There's not a person alive who's as happy right now as I am!
Headline: 7.9 earthquake occured in PS 38, destroying school in progress.Suspected that a Godzilla came jumping around in joy. Deaths: Mr Rosa, Mrs Godfrey, Mrs Clarke, Mr Galvin…
Nate: No more Mrs. Godfrey, and no more school, alas for Mrs. Clarke and Mr. Rosa.