Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 31, 1994

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Dad: Oh, no. Here comes Peterson. What a blowhard. Peterson: Greetings, gentlemen! Are you enjoying watching my kid HUMILIATE yours? *snicker* Look at my kid out there! He's a cut above! He's a an among boys! Did you see that fastball? My kid can really hum it! He's a WINNER! Yup! My kid's quite an an athlete! My kid's a natural! My kid's a STAR! man: MY kid's a straight-A student, president of his class, and has never given me a moment's trouble. Peterson: *snort* man: That usually shuts him up. Dad: See, with MY kid, that line wouldn't work.