Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 02, 1994

Transcript:

He's...DAN CUPID! Love Consultant to the STARS! Chip: We're here at a celebrity-filled Hollywood party to watch DAN CUPID demonstrate his matchmaking technique! Dan: Right, Chip! Now observe carefully...over there is one of my favorite targets MADONNA! sprong! clang! Chip: It...it bounced off her steel bra! Dan: DANG! I KNEW I should have brought my crossbow!