Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1995
Transcript:
Nurse: Off to the "Phlegmmy" Awards, doctor? Doctor: Yup! Wish me luck! Nurse: Which category are you nominated in? Doctor: Well, I don't want to brag... Doctor: It's quite an elite category! Really, it's an honor just to be nominated! Nurse: "best performance while under investigation for medical malpractice." Doctor: Many are called, few are chosen!
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