Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 1995

Transcript:

Ellen: Wait a minute! Isn't sophomore spelled with an "f"? Principal: Bad news, coach. I'm afraid you're going to have to cut one of your cheerleaders from the squad! Coach: But why? Principal: School policy! The team bus can only carry ten cheerleaders, and you've got ELEVEN! Coach: So I'll have to pick which girl gets the axe? Principal: I know this will be a hard decision. Coach: Not really. Ellen: I fell off the human pyramid again.