Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 14, 1995
Transcript:
He's on target...for LOVE! DAN CUPID, LOVE CONSULTANT! Dan: So you're looking for love, eh, Ellen? Ellen: That's right, Mr. Cupid. Dan: Call me Dan. Well, the first step is to enter all the relevant information about you into my trusty computer! Tell me everything about yourself! Ellen: I'm intelligent, I'm vivacious, I'm charming... Dan: Remember, Ellen: This won't work unless you're completely HONEST! Ellen: I'm desperate. Dan: NOW we're cookin'!!
…and hideous, according to Nate.