Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 15, 1995
Transcript:
everlovin' ELLEN! the insipid life of a high school sophomore! Anxious to change her image, ELLEN visits a chic beauty salon! Ellen: Uh...hello? woman: Welcome, welcome! Come in! Ellen: I want to change my hair, but...but... woman: Say no more! I understand perfectly! Ellen: You do? woman: Definitely! You hate your hair! It's not the right look for you! So you walk around HIDING it underneath that mangy coonskin cap! Ellen: But I'm not wearing a coonskin cap. woman: Oops! Well, then we DO have some work to do!
Thats just cold