Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 14, 1995

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Nate: Want to hear some highlights from "Nate's Little Pearls of Wisdom"? Francis: Must I? Nate: Puffy Cheez Doodles are better than crunchy Cheez Doodles...Always tape "The Simpsons"....learn to yodel...never show up early at a school dance...Words to live by, wouldn't you say? I've written the perfect book! You can't put a price on wisdom like this! I'm thinking $12.95 hard-cover, $5.95 paperback! Francis: *sigh*