Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 02, 1995

Transcript:

Nate: In my attempt to prove that I had nothing to do with yesterday's food fight, I've brought along Francis to serve as a character witness! He'll attest to my honesty, my integrity, my moral stature! Go on, put him on the stand! Swear him in! boy: Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Francis: I do. Nate: WHAT? Francis: I have to be honest. Nate: NOW you tell me!