Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 12, 1996

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The Amusing Misadventures of Dr. Cesspool! Doctor C is at a major league spring training facility... COACH: Doc, this is Slugger Smith our first baseman! DOC: Howdy, Slugger! I understand you spent all last season on the disabled list, slugger! Don't you worry, I'll keep you healthy! SLUGGER: Healthy? Why would I want to stay healthy? Last year I made millions in endorsements without playing an inning! It was the greatest season I'bve ever had! DOC: Um...so you don't want to play? SLUGGER: Heck no! Can't you hook me up with some sort of nagging injury?