Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 05, 1996

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EVERLOVIN' ELLEN! The unendingly lame life of of a bleached-blonde high school sophomore! Gordie has seen the "real" Ellen... Gordie: THIS is what you look like under your makeup? Ellen: I know...(sob!) I'm HIDEOUS! I guess now you probably won't want to be seen with me... Gordie: That's not true, Ellen! We can still spend time together! Ellen: I...I won't embarrass you? Gordie: Of COURSE not! Ellen: Oh, GORDIE! Gordie: Just give me a moment to freshen up!...