Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 11, 1996
Transcript:
Nate: Yyyesss! A leadoff single! Next up: STEALING SECOND! The only problem is this stupid helmet! These things are so lame! They look totally doofy! I gotta fix it so it flies off my head as soon as I sprint down to second! Oof! Too tight! It'll never fly off this way! ...But too loose, and I look like a power geek! I know! I'll just knock it off while I'm running! I'll look really cool, and my hair will fly in the breeze, and... boy: YER OUT! Francis: Want some help with your helmet? Nate: No.
Poor Nate!