Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 12, 1996

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CLASSROOM CHATTER! with special hosts: BIFF BIFFWELL & CHIP CHIPSON Biff: Well, folks, what a week it's been at Public School #38! Mrs. Godfrey has given birth! People are always interested in bizarre news stories! So there's been great demand for DETAILS of the birth! Chip: And here to provide those details...the man who de-LIVERED the baby!... Biff: DOCTOR CESSPOOL! Chip: Uh...Doctor? Doctor?... Calling...DR. CESSPOOL! a Nate Wright "real-life" comic! nurse: Two reporters are here to interview you, Doctor! Doctor: Oooh, publicity! Here, hold this!