Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 16, 1997

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A CONVERSATION WITH MRS. CZERWICKI, DETENTION ROOM MONITOR ME: Hi, Mrs. Czerwicki. MC: Hello, Nate. ME: How long have you been a detention monitor? MCL Well, that's actually onpy part of my job. Officially I'm a teacher's aide. ME: Whatever. How long have you been doing that, then? MC: Twenty-three years. ME: Twenty-three years! Yow! How old are you? MC: How old? Uh... ME: What, like seventy? MC: No, I'm not seventy! ME: Let's move along MC: Good idea. ME: What's the funniest thing any kid ever did during school? MC: Well a student once wore pajamas to class... ME: That's it? What's so funny about that? MC: Well I thought it ... ME: What about the time I superglued a dead fish inside the copy machine in the teacher's lounge? MC: That was you? END OF INTERVIEW