Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 02, 1997

Transcript:

NATE: Look at that! It's so unfair! TEDDY: What is? NATE: A sixth grade girl going steady with a seventh grade guy! Those jerks are stealing all our women! Why don't they date their own girls? They should... Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a second! Id the seventh grade guys are dating our girls, that means their girls are available for us! Those seventh grade babes are probably dying for somebody to ask them out! Well, why not me? There's a flock of them right over there! I'm making a move! I'm putting my plan into action! GIRL: Yeah? NATE: My plan had one flaw. TEDDY: One short, naive little flaw!