Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 1997

Transcript:

Biff: Hello again, friends...I'm Biff Biffwell...Tonight on "Up Close And Personal," we focus on a man who truly exemplifies this joyous time of year: SANTA CLAUS! Santa is adored by millions, but he remains a MYSTERIOUS figure! As you might expect, he declined to be interviewed for this story. So instead, we've assembled a portrait of the man BEHIND the myth! We've spoken with dozens of people who knew him BEFORE he achieved worldwide fame! Yes, tonight we bring you...SANTA UNCOVERED! woman: The crushed-velvet pantsuit didn't bother me...but when he started hanging out with elves...well...