Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 25, 1998

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Boy: Hi, Nate. Ellen: Hey, get lost, brat! We're doing homework! Nate: I just want to observe you! Nate: Since Angie broke up with me, I've been asking myself: What did I do wrong? I don't want to make the same mistakes the NEXT time I have a girlfriend! Nate: So I've decided to spend some time watching SUCCESSFUL couples like yourselves to see how you're able to maintain your closeness! What's your secret? Boy: Spending time together! Ellen: ... ALONE! Nate: Next question: Isn't 'doing homework' just an euphemism for 'tongue tennis'?