Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1998

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Nate: Here, Mr. Eustis. I'm delivering the junior woodchuck cookies you ordered. Mr. Eustis: Thank you, Nate. Nate: I notice you opted for all the high-fat items. Nate: The DIET cookies might have been a better choice. I mean, you are a heart attack waiting to happen. Nate: ... Although if you DID keel over, I guess I could earn my CPR merit badge.