Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 20, 1999

Transcript:

Francis: I can't believe you're actually having people fill out applications to become your best friend! Nate: There's a lot more to it than that, Francis! After I screen the applicants, I can engage them in face-to-face interviews! Nate: There's no substitute for that kind of one-on-one bonding! now, If you'll excuse me, I'm having a very nice conversation with...with...uh... Chad: Chad! Nate: Right. So, Chad, how's your cash flow?