Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 20, 1999

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Nate: Coach Bellows? I'm nate wright. You traded for me? Coach: Traded for you? I did no such thing! Coach: I was just following league orders! A group of parents complained that my team was just too dominant! Coach: They took away my best player for the sake of parity! That's why you're here! You are taking his place! Nate: No pressure though. Coach: Your batting average from last year: That's a typo, right?