Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 27, 1999

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Teddy: So what's it like being on the eagles? Nate: Awful! The coach is a total jerk! Nate: He won't even give me a uniform that fits! Plus he's always screaming like a lunatic! and he- oh,no! Teddy: What? Nate: He's giving me the "steal" signal. Teddy: As your opponent, may I point out that you probably shouldn't have told me that. Nate: These pants are gonna open up like a drag chute.