Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 24, 1999
Transcript:
Nate: Ah! The Brain! My worthy adversary from yesterday! Girl: I was worthy. You stunk! Nate: Say, Brain, what's your real name? Let's get to know each other! Girl: I already know all about you. Girl: I know that yesterday you played the most inept chess match I've ever seen! I dominated you without even trying! Nate: So you're saying I bring out the best in you! Girl: Yes, as roadkill brings out the best in a car.
That girl is just a jerk!