Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 12, 2000

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"I did it. Dad! I got a 92 on my social studies test! I've now got a "B" average in all my classes!" "According to this contract, I am now permitted to resume participating in all extracarricular events, clubs and sports!" "Getting your average up to a "B" was the easy part. The contract stipulates that you must maintain that average in perpetuity." "'In perpetuity'?" "See? Right next to the notary seal."