Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2000

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"Oh, goody! Figure skating! My favorite sport!" "Sport? Sorry Ellen, but figure skating is not a sport!" "How can something be a sport when you're out there alone in front of a bunch of judges? What kind of competition is that?" "Why don't they let more than one skater on the ice at the same time, huh? Why?" "Because they'd run into each other, fool!" "Exactly! Lose the sequins, add body checking!"