Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 29, 2000
Transcript:
"Look, Nate! You're scheduled to play Richard Worthington from Coolidge!" "He hasn't lost a match all year!" "Hmph!" "That's because he hasn't played me! Give me room, boys, and I'll show him what Nate Wright is all about!" "But first: time for my traditional pre-match snack of 'Cheez Doodles' smothered with grape jelly!" "Narf narf narf chompf chompf" "On second thought, maybe you shouldn't show him what you're all about."
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