Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 17, 2000
Transcript:
"This scar is a great conversation starter! Watch!" "Hi, Marla! Gee, this scar sure is-" "Scar? That just looks like a pen mark!" "It is a pen mark! Hey, girls! Doofus here is trying to get attention with a fake scar!!" "Technically, I don't think that qualified as a conversation!" "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
I have a real scar on my knee