Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 05, 2000
Transcript:
"All right, Sheila, spill it. Why is Jenny going steady with Ronnie Dwyer?" "Why? Because she likes the guy." "No, that can't be it. There must be some other reason... Something she's not telling us!" "You've spoken to her lately! What's her stat of mind? Is she thinking clearly? Does she seem confused?" "In an ecstatic, lovestruck sort of way." "See that's not normal. That's a cry for help."
Clearly Nate, you’re the one who needs help.