Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 23, 2000
Transcript:
Country Music's Yodelin' has-been! "Slim" Stubby! "This is humiliating! Making a personal appearance at the grand opening of a car wash!" "Now, Slim..." "It's not the greatest venue, but you've to launch your comeback from somewhere! Now make the best of it and start singing!" "All right, I'll start off with my big hit from 1992 "My heart is like A..."" "Uh..no Slim. You've got to sing the "Spanky's Car Wash" jingle." ""Wash off the grunge with a spanky sponge."" "Key of C. Hey, turn off the brushes!!"
I sense a failing business.