Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 31, 2000
Transcript:
KLASSIC KOMIX "Hi ya, Gordie!" "Hi, Nate." "Are you actually going to buy something, Nate? I can't let you just thumb through the comic books." "WHAT? How come?" "You might damage the merchandise! Like you did last week!" "Me? What did I do?" "You drooled all over Issue #57 of 'Femme Fatality'." "Well...Dang, she's such a babe!"
What do they put in those comics to make someone drool like that?