Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 27, 2000
Transcript:
NATE: Gordie, what's with the big mess!? GORDIE: Inventory! I've got to account for every item in the store! NATE: Wha–? Hey, what's this doing in a garbage can? GORDIE: Hm? Oh we're throwing that out. You can take it if you want. NATE: REALLY? GORDIE: It's all yours! NATE: Teddy! Check out what they were throwing away at "Klassic Komix!" TEDDY: Wow! Captain Picard! How'd you–? BIFF! TEDDY: "Heads up!" NATE: Alas, poor Jean-Luc.
A Grim-faced Doctor McCoy beams down.