Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 28, 2000
Transcript:
Time for a check-up!! With...DR.CESSPOOL! "Hop up on the table, Mr. Klem! I'll be with you shortly!" "Fine, Doctor." "Would you like a magazine while you wait?" "No, thank you. I'll just look at your diploma on the wall here." "Isn't it unusual to get a degree in medicine AND VCR repair?" "Not really! They were offering free phone cards to double majors!"
ah doctor cesspool so smart yet so dumb