Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 26, 2000

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'Twas the day after Christmas!! with the Snuggles Family! "What's wrong, Timmy?" "It's...It's my Christmas present!" "I didn't ask for a BB gun! I don't like guns!" "Timmy, guns are an essential part of our All-American, upper middle class lifestyle!" "Santa Claus wouldn't have given you a gift he doesn't believe in himself!" "Santa carries a gun?" "Timmy, you never know when you might be forced to defend yourself while climbing down a chimney."