Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 30, 2001

Transcript:

"Gordie! What's going on? Who is this?" "Hi Nate, this is Abby." "But what? But why? Did, did you and Ellen break up?" "We did. We decided last week." "But you're the best boyfriend Ellen's ever had. Couldn't you guys have worked it out? You could've come to me!" "Why wasn't I consulted?" "Friend of yours?" "More like a slightly unbalanced cousin."