Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 24, 2001
Transcript:
"Miss Clarke, my character, Lost Boy #3 doesn't have any lines?" "I don't think that's fair. I mean, if you're in the play, you should be able to say something, right." "So, I've taken the liberty of writing a few bits of dialogue for myself. Lost Boy #3 will now have a voice." "Hey, Wendy, wanna make out?" "Rowr! Hello romantic tension."
sorry, nate, but just face it. u will never get to smooch n snog jenny. unless u have to do a play where she’s a princess and ur the frog that has to be kissed to transform back into a prince.