Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, look what I've got. The brand new edition of the book of facts." "Oh no." "Before you say anything more, Francis, promise me you're not going to bore me to the point of insanity by reading out loud from that book all day." "Sorry, I can't promise that." "Say, here's a little known fact about solar eclipses! Did you know that solar eclipses actually take place nearly as often...." "Somebody shoot me."
Eat the book.