Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 30, 2001
Transcript:
GOAT: Baaa NATE: A good goalie must have cat-like reflexes! I'm a cat! I'm a cat! Wait a minute! I don't want to be a cat! I hate cats! I'll be a cheetah! A cheetah's quick! Hold it! A cheetah is just an overgrown cat!! I'm a cobra! That's it! I'm a cobra! No, a cobra sounds slimy! I can't be a cobra! A shark? No, too aquatic. A Gazelle? Not rugged enough. A horse? No. An eagle? No. What should I be. A goat.
Maybe he should be a donkey. You know what I mean.