Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 03, 2002

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O.S.: Inert nickname here. NATE: Teddy! Did you do the homework for Mrs. Pinhead? GODFREY: Mrs. Pinhead? NATE:Ulp! I ...heh heh! I meant "Mrs. Pinfold." GODFREY: I know what you meant, Nate! I'm sure all the teachers have little nicknames, myself included! NATE: Y-you? **CHOKE!** Oh no, that's not... GODFREY: I can take it, Nate. Tell me: What do the students call me? NATE: Uh...well...w-won't you get mad? GODFREY: I promise I won't get mad. NATE: Okay, there's Godzilla, God-Awful, Jabba the Hutt, Extra Cheese, Dragon Breath, Thigh Master, Black Widow, Clarabell...She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Names, Wide Load, Fat City, Helmet Head, One-Ton Soup, Pudge, Free Willy, Boredom.com...I Can't Believe She's Not Butter, Heidi-Ho-Ho, Lassie, Chines-R-Us... GODREY: ENOUGH! TEDDY: Broker her promise! NATE: Touchy.