Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 21, 2002
Transcript:
"The hardest thing about writing you own obituary is figuring out how you're going to die!" "I could die peacefully in my sleep...but that's so boring!...I could have a massive heart attack!...No, that would probably hurt too much..." "I don't want to die with a lot of pain and suffering and what'not. I want something that's over-BANG!-like that! Something quick!" "I see myself getting hit by a bus!" "Please do."
I think maybe Francis or teddy would gladly help with your assassination.