Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 08, 2003
Transcript:
"Nate, isn't there someplae you need to be?" "Nope! The actions right here!" "'Action'?" "You're the principal's secretary, Mrs. Shipulski! Everything goes through you!" "It's not as exciting as you might think." "Not on the surface! But underneath, this school is a hotbed of dysfunction and intrigue!" "Mrs. Shipulski? Has my pizza arrived yet?" "No, sir." "Ah Ha!"
The principal gets pizza while the students get who knows what? Bruh.