Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 24, 2003
Transcript:
"Okay, forget the trombone performance! I'm gonna do stand-up comedy in the talent show!" "You've got to be funny to do stand-up comedy!" "I am!" "He is!" "Remember that time he asked Elizabeth Murphy to go steady and she poured hot cocoa down his pants?" "Yeah, that was funny!" "Can you re-create that on stage?" "I hate hecklers."
Nate, you can do much better than someone who hates you so much they’d pour hot cocoa down your pants.