Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 19, 2003

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"Lots of people here today. This is the biggest crowd we've had all year!" "Well, they're not gonna see anyone score on me. I'll guarantee-..." "Oop! Look who's here! Jenny!" "...and look who else! Greg Proxmire! Her main squeeze!" "I can't believe they're still an item! The question is: Why?" "I mean, What's the appeal? He's a stiff! She could do so much better!" "Like me, for instance! doesn't she realize I'm perfect for her? Doesn't she..." "Ahem!" "What's your problem?" "My problem? Greg Proxmire, that's my problem!" "What's he got that I haven't got?" "Well, for one thing, he's more observant." "In what way?" "Cripes."