Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 04, 2004

Transcript:

"It's... Celebrity Interview! With Biff Biffwell!" "I'm here on the ISLAND OF USED-UP YEARS, talking to my special guest.. 2003!" "Call me '03, Biff." "So, '03... enjoying a well-deserved rest?" "Not really." "But isn't it FUN here, surrounded by all of your fellow years past?" "Not for a year like ME." "I was just an average, ordinary year, Biff! No major happenings! No earth-shattering events!" "I'm not one of the lucky ones, like, 1776!.. 1812!... 1492! THEY all had BIG THINGS happen during THEIR tenures!" "But... surely YOU must have had something big happen, too!" "Oh, really?" "THINK, Biff! When you think about the year 2003, WHAT comes to mind?" "Ummmm..." "J-Lo and Ben?" "See? It's been brutal, it really has."