Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 06, 2005

Transcript:

"Say you're morooned on a dessert island." "Ok." "You can only have one kind of food and one kind of liquid for the rest of your life. What would they be?" "Hmmm..." "Water." "Water?" "It's the nost logical choice. Sugary drinks like soda and punch just make you thirsty!"<>br>"Now for the food, I'd need something to keep my energy up, right? I'd need protein! and vitamins!" "...SO I'd probably go for a tofu-veggie burger, something like that." "A tofu-veggie burger." "And water." "Yup." "DIFF!" "OW! "A response was called for." "Remind me not to get marooned with Mister "food pyramid.""