Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 21, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi there, Mister. I'm sure some kid selling cheesy calendars is the last thing you want to see on your front porch..." "...And believe me, I'm not thrilled about this myself. But this helps support my Scout Troop, so how's about you buy one of these things just to get me out of your life?" "Heh heh...Good one, little dude. I like your style." "When he answered the door wearing a 'You touch my Harley, You die' t-shirt, I decided to modify my sales pitch."