Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 30, 2006
Transcript:
Dogs Not Allowed Cats? Ask me if I care "Dogs are so much better than cats." "Here we go again." "Well, it's true! You want proof? Look there!" "'No dogs allowed'! There it is in black and white!" No dogs allowed on beach "Do you ever see signs that say 'No cats allowed'? No! And do you know why?" "Because cats are irrelevant! People don't care enough about cats to make signs about them!" "Cats don't matter, Francis! Dogs matter!" "That's what this sign means! It means dogs matter!" "It also means I can bring my cat to the beach!" "This is sickening." "Pickles! Hang ten!"
She should be on “Guinness World Records”